I was sitting here bored today watching repeate of the A Team on Bravo and as usual there was a commercial break. Now I am sure you do the same as me and flick through all the TV channels during the break in the hope of find something more interesting to watch. Anyway this time I was flicking through and went past the discovery channels, past the kids TV, past all the shopping channels and the foreign language channels and entered the world of TV Bingo.

This was a whole new world for me; I had seen it once before but thought it was so bad I had mentally blocked it and sadly things do not seem to have changed. I just cannot see the appeal of TV bingo as it seems to be a combination of second rate out of work TV presenters and graphics that I could improve on using a ten year old Commodore Amiga. TV Bingo is a very lonely world as you have none of the interaction with other players that makes online bingo such an enjoyable pass time.

I did not stay on these bingo channels very long because they really made me cringe to be honest so I carried on flicking and came across the world of adult chat stations where lonely men ring up the scantily clad model on screen and chat to her whilst she gyrates or even undressed if you tune in late enough ……….. erm someone told me.

In my bored mental state and at least another 30 seconds before the A team was due back on, my twisted male mind came up with a great plan. Why doesn’t someone combine these two worlds; Lets have a lads bingo channel where the caller is a scantily clad babe juggling her balls and just think we could come home from the pub and eat out kebabs whilst enjoying naked bingo. I promise you this could not possibly fail; any male in his 30′s will remember sitting up late at night just to watch five minutes of topless darts on Live TV; this has the same appeal but with the added bonus of the chance of winning money!

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